Because librarians know everything...

A little girl just walked past the desk at job #2 and I said, "Hi! How are you doin', Miss?"

Her eyes got real big and, in a tone of wonder, she asked, "How did you know my name?"

Turns out her name is Missy.

I told her that it is my job to know stuff and if she needs any help, just to ask. She nodded solemnly and sat down with a book.

Hee.