I guess library patrons aren't always the sharpest tools in the shed...

"LIBRARIANS in West Berkshire were troubled recently by a glut of requests from customers greedy for diet books that don’t exist.

Slimmers in the area were asking for books such as Now You Can Eat All The Pies and Lose Your Bum while Sitting On It...."

For the rest of the story, click here.

Thanks to lalcorn for the link.