I want Aretha to come to *my* library!

Seriously.

"From the queen of soul to a king of comedy, celebrities are set to fete the opening of the Clinton Library. The week's excitement will come to a peak Thursday when former President Bill Clinton's library is dedicated."

Read the rest.

Seriously, Aretha, you are welcome at my library anytime. Just e-mail me and we'll set it up.

Sigh.