Poor, poor squirrels

Who knew that squirrels were the victims of such violent and senseless hazing?

And now, that marvelous song Dr. Demento used to play is running through my head. Swell.

And, as long as I have squirrels on the brain, I would be remiss if I didn't implore you all to listen to the hilarious "Squirrel Cop" segment of This American Life, post haste.