To one of my new favorite sites: STFU, Parents.
I have taken time over the past 5 or so days to read the whole site. I laughed out loud, sometimes to the point of tears. (One of my favorite status updates is the mom who told her child to quit smearing peanut butter all over himself and just eat it before realizing it was poop!)
My Sweetheart has solemnly promised to never let me post pictures of our child's bodily functions on fb and to warn me of obnoxious status updates.